Youever Insult Bride Again, I Swear I'll

Simone’s Mother Was An Unfortunate Mistake. Palackas, Simone’s Father, Was A Bound Demon Who Stumbled Across Her One Night While He Was Carrying Out An Order For His Master. One Thing Led To Another…he Inserted Part A Into Slot B, And He Fell In Love With Her... (jaden)

I'm Too Young, Too Smart And Too Good-looking To Die.

What Was Dionysus Going To Go? Send Him Back To His Hellish Isolation? He’d Been There, Done That, And Had The Ozzy T-shirt To Prove It.’ (styxx)

Keeping Pushing, Andrei, And You And I Are Going To Play A Game. (esperetta) And What Game Is That, Princess? (andrei) Find The Ball In My Hand. (esperetta) I Don’t See A Ball, Princess. (andrei) Oh, You Will, Just As Soon As I Snap It Off Your Body. (esperetta)

As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)