You'd Rather Have Nothing Than Settle For

I'm Old, I'm Young, I'm Intelligent, I'm Stupid. My Tide Goes In And Out.

Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.

I Mourn The Loss Of The Gigantic Screen, But I Guess You Can't Have Everything.

When You Mutilate Movies For Mass Media, You Tamper With The Hearts And Minds Of America.

The Golden Globes Are Fun. The Oscars Are Business.