You'd Be Surprised How Hard It Can

The Little Stations Are Very Proud Because The Expresses Have To Pass Them By.

When I Want To Go To Sleep, I Must First Get A Whole Menagerie Of Voices To Shut Up. You Wouldn't Believe What A Racket They Make In My Room.

Children Today Laugh At Fathers Who Tell Them About Dragons. It Is Necessary To Make Fear A Required Subject; Otherwise Children Will Never Learn It.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.

A Man's Jealousy Is A Social Institution; A Woman's Prostitution Is An Instinct.