You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have

Oh, Good Grief! I’ve Never Had A Man Pick Me Up Before And Not Grunt Like He’s Dying. I’m In Heaven. Marry Me, Ash, Please! (pam) I Would Say Yes, But I Come With More Baggage Than Even Samsonite Can Cover. (acheron)

Nick! Wait!” – Kyrian ‘wait, My Gluteus Maximus. Vampire Was Shy Of A Few Quarts Of Blood If He Thought Nick Had Any Intention Of Not Going Casper On Him.’ – Nick

Beware The Viper In Your Closet. Isn’t That Another Thing You’re Always Saying, Father? Ambition And Jealousy Are At The Heart Of All Betrayals. (ryssa)

I Got A Shotgun And A Backhoe And No One Looks Under A Septic Tank For A Dead Body. (bubba)

Trust Me, Joe. You’re Not A Cowboy. The Only Cows You Ever Saw As A Kid Came Under A Plastic Wrap In The Grocery Store Or In A Paper Wrapped From Mcdonald’s. (tee)