You Will Survive If You Believe In

In England, Nobody's Your Friend.

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.

I Lost The Love Of All The Homosexuals In The World By Saying That Princess Diana Was Trash And Got What She Deserved. She Could Have Been Queen Of England - And She Was Swanning About Paris With Arabs. What Disgraceful Behavior. Going About Saying She Wanted To Be The Queen Of Hearts. The Vulgarity Of It Is So Overpowering.

The English Think That Incompetence Is The Same Thing As Sincerity.

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.