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All You Need To Know Is That I Have An Old Enemy Pretending To Be Me. (acheron) Why? (talon) Well, It Obviously Isn’t To Be Nice To Me And Win Over My Friends, Now Is It? (acheron)

Great, Just Great. The Only Thing To Make Him A Worse Asshole Would Be To Kick A Puppy.’ (nathan)

Honestly? I Don’t Want People Around Me For Two Reasons – They Ultimately Betray You Or They Die On You. Either Way, You’re Screwed And You Spend All Your Time Obsessing On Why You Didn’t See It Coming. Or That You Did Something Or Didn’t Do Something To Cause It. No Offense, But I Don’t Like To Be Hurt And I’d Rather Just Avoid It.(ravyn)

You Know, I Met A Wise Man Centuries Ago In China Who Said To Me, ‘he Who Lets Fear Rule Him, Has Fear For A Master. (acheron) Confucius? (talon) No, Minh-quan. He Was A Fisherman Who Used To Sell What I’m Told Was The Best Zong Zi Ever Made. (acheron)

You Mean Teletubbies? (berith) The Fact That You Know What They’re Called, Berith, Truly Scares Me. (jericho) As A Demon Of Torture, It Behooves Me To Know All Things That Are Deeply Annoying. You’d Be Amazed How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubbies. (berith) Not Really. I’d Rather Battle A Brain-eating Zombie Any Day Than Hear Them Sing. (jericho)