You Stick To The Script, The Script

I Would Roll Up Pennies To Take The Subway To Work In Times Square. I Was Broke, But I Was Happy.

You Can Choose To Be Civil Or Not Be Civil. What Is The Point Of Going Through The Day And Think It's Cool To Wear Your Honesty On Your Sleeve At The Expense Of Everyone Around You?

I Rebelled By Not Getting Straight A's And Not Following The Path That My Elder Sister Did. She Was Valedictorian And Is Very Exemplary In Her Way. I Look A Lot Like Her, So I Just Had To Do The Opposite. Not That I Got Bad Grades, But I Was All About Performance And Just Finding Any Way That I Could To Be Involved In Any Kind Of Production.

I'd Rather Be The Bloke Laughing At Other People. I Don't Need To Make People Laugh. I Surround Myself With Funny People. I Laugh All The Time.

My Mom Gave Me A Good Piece Of Advice. She Said Never Marry A Man Thinking You Can Change Him, And I Think That Starts From Your First Date When You're In The Seventh Grade Onwards. Women Are Fixers So We Have To Just Not Fix. Don't Fix.