You Shouldn't Make Jokes If It Makes

Life, What Is It But A Dream?

As A General Rule, Do Not Kick The Shins Of The Opposite Gentleman Under The Table, If Personally Unaquainted With Him; Your Pleasantry Is Liable To Be Misunderstood--a Circumstance At All Times Unpleasant.

You Would Have To Be Half-mad To Dream Me Up.

A Loaf Of Bread, The Walrus Said, Is What We Chiefly Need: Pepper And Vinegar Besides Are Very Good Indeed-- Now If You're Ready, Oysters, Dear, We Can Begin To Feed!

Will You Walk A Little Faster? Said A Whiting To A Snail, "there's A Porpoise Close Behind Us, And He's Treading On My Tail! See How Eagerly The Lobsters And The Turtles All Advance: They Are Waiting On The Shingle--will You Come And Join The Dance?