You Should Make It Hard On Yourself

I'm Like The Laziest Person Who Ever Lived. It's Amazing To Me I Even Sit Up.

Your Responsibility As A Parent Is Never Great As The Case Is With The Mother.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

There's No Such Thing As Advice To The Lovelorn. If They Took Advice, They Wouldn't Be Lovelorn.

I Always Make A Big Effort To Make A Distinction Between What Is Actually Worse Or What Is Just Worse About Not Being 21. Of Course, It's Much Worse Not To Be 21. This Is A Given. But There Are Things That Are Worse.