You Should Make It Hard On Yourself

Writers Get Exactly The Right Amount Of Fame: Just Enough To Get A Good Table In A Restaurant But Not Enough So That People Are Constantly Interrupting You While You're Eating Dinner.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

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Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.