You See, In Their Last Moments People

The Australian Sense Of Humor Is Very Dry, Sarcastic, And Very Undercover. Like If I Tell Any Jokes In America, People Just Think I'm Serious! So I Just Quit Telling Any Jokes Whatsoever.

I Apologize For My Terrible Interview Skills. I Wasn't Prepared To Expose Stories About Something So Special And Wonderfully Private That Is Happening In My Life. I Guess A Part Of Me Wishes That I'd Never Have To And That Maybe I Could Protect This Special Time. I Was Dreaming.

I Think Your Personal Evolution Runs Hand In Hand With Your Professional Evolution. Performance And The Person You Are Kind Of Grow Simultaneously.

Do I Really Look Like A Guy With A Plan?

Want Know How I Got These Scars? My Father Was A Drinker And A Fiend. And One Night He Goes Off Crazier Than Usual. Mommy Gets The Kitchen Knife To Defend Herself. He Doesn't Like That. Not One Bit. So, Me Watching, He Takes The Knife To Her, Laughing While He Does It. He Turns To Me, And He Says, 'why So Serious?' He Comes At Me With The Knife. 'why So Serious?!'. He Sticks The Blade In My Mouth. 'let's Put A Smile On That Face!' And Why So Serious?