You’re A Solid Person, Sage. You’re Easy

Right," I Scoffed, "alpha Yam Ergo." Adrian Nodded Solemnly. "a Very Old And Prestigious Society." "i've Never Heard Of Them," Said The Girl Who'd Claimed The First Shirt. "they Don't Let Many People In," He Said. In White Paint, He Wrote His Fake Fraternity's Initials: Aye. "isn't That What Pirates Say?" Asked One Of The Girls. "well, The Alpha Yams Have Nautical Origins," He Explained. To My Horror He Began Painting A Pirate Skeleton Riding A Motorcycle. "oh, No," I Groaned. "not The Tattoo." "it's Our Logo," He Said.

Then, As One Hand Tightened On Me And His Other Ran Gently Over My Hair, I Noticed Something. He Didn't Smell Right.

Thats Why Your Doing This? Because Lissa Told You To?

You Should've Just Gotten A Kids' Meal.” Adrian Told Me, Pointing To My Half-eaten Burger And Fries. “you Could've Saved Me A Lot Of Money. And Gotten A Toy.

Ah, Eugenie. I Know. We Will Be Victorious, You And Me. We're The Strongest Monarchs In This World. You And I Will Lead This Army, And We Will Conquer The Rowan Land. We'll Split It Between Us, Adding On To Our Kingdoms...and From There, We Can Go Anywhere. We Could Rule Half This World Together - All Of This World - You And Me. Kingdom After Kingdom Would Fall To Us.