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The Parody Is The Last Refuge Of The Frustrated Writer. Parodies Are What You Write When You Are Associate Editor Of The Harvard Lampoon. The Greater The Work Of Literature, The Easier The Parody. The Step Up From Writing Parodies Is Writing On The Wall Above The Urinal.

The Time To Work Is Shorter All The Time And If You Waste It You ... Have Committed A Sin For Which There Is No Forgiveness.

Time Is The Least Thing We Have.

You Won't Do Our Things With Another Girl, Or Say The Same Things, Will You?

A Man's Got To Take A Lot Of Punishment To Write A Really Funny Book.