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The Common Man Knows Exactly What He Wants...and Deserves To Get It Good And Hard.

You Come Into The World With Nothing, And The Purpose Of Your Life Is To Make Something Out Of Nothing.

Bachelors Know More About Women Than Married Men; If They Didn't They'd Be Married Too.

Has The Art Of Politics No Apparent Utility? Does It Appear To Be Unqualifiedly Ratty, Raffish, Sordid, Obscene, And Low Down, Andits Salient Virtuosi A Gang Of Unmitigated Scoundrels? Then Let Us Not Forget Its High Capacity To Soothe And Tickle The Midriff, Its Incomparable Services As A Maker Of Entertainment.

I Confess I Enjoy Democracy Immensely. It Is Incomparably Idiotic, And Hence Incomparably Amusing.