You Never Know How Much A Man

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.

There Is One Thing About Englishmen, They Won't Fix Anything Till It's Just About Totally Ruined. You Couldn't Get The English To Fix Anything At The Start. No! They Like To Sit And Watch It Grow Worse. Then, When It Just Looks Like The Whole Thing Has Gone Up Salt Creek, Why, The English Jump In And Rescue It.

Don't Be Misled By History, Or Any Other Unreliable Source.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.