You Never Date Someone's Ex-boyfriend. Period. That's

When I Was At The Interview Asked How I Cope With Life's Difficulties, I Said That Saving Sense Of Humor. I'm Not Lying.

A Marriage Is A Partnership.

I Find It A Turnoff Whenever Men Aren't Into Some Kind Of Sport. And, No, Video Games Don't Count. I Dated A Guy Who Was Into Video Games, And I Wanted To Shoot Myself.

So, I'm The Eighth Wonder Of The World. It's Flattering And Very, Very Funny.

I Still Can't Understand Why Anyone Cares About What I Do Or What I Say.