You Must Put Your Head Into The

Everyone Is In Favor Of Free Speech. Hardly A Day Passes Without Its Being Extolled, But Some People's Idea Of It Is That They Are Free To Say What They Like, But If Anyone Else Says Anything Back, That Is An Outrage.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Telling People To Go To Hell In Such A Way That They Ask For Directions.

They Feed The Crocodile In The Hope That He Will Eat Them Last.

The Game Of Life Does Not Proceed Like A Mathematical Calculation On The Principle That Two And Two Make Four. Sometimes They Make Five, Or Minus Four, And Sometimes The Blackboard Topples Over In The Middle Of The Sum And The Pedagogue Is Left With A Black Eye.

I Remember When I Was A Child, Being Taken To The Celebrated Barnum's Circus, Which Contained An Exhibition Of Freaks And Monstrosities, But The Exhibit On The Program Which I Most Desired To See Was The One Described As ‘the Boneless Wonder’. My Parents Judged That The Spectacle Would Be Too Demoralizing And Revolting For My Youthful Eye And I Have Waited Fifty Years, To See The Boneless Wonder Sitting On The Treasury Bench.