You Must Never Tell A Thing. You

Democrats Never Agree On Anything, That's Why They're Democrats. If They Agreed With Each Other, They Would Be Republicans.

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then He's An Artist. It's The Only Thing He Can Claim To Be That Nobody Can Prove He Ain't.