You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe

I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies, So I Don’t Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been Someone With As Much Presence As Elvis Presley, I Mean If He Walked Into A Room I Think Everyone Would Be Looking At Only Him. Even When He Was Dying And Through All That When You Looked At Him It Seemed All Put Together. It Fascinates Me.