You’ll Never Be Good If You Don’t

If You Walk Up To Some Random Person On The Street, Grab Them By The Shoulder, And Say 'did You Just See What I Saw?!', You'll Find That No-one Wants To Talk To You.

The Only Way We’ll Ever Know What It’s Like To Be You Is If You Work Your Best At Being You As Often As You Can, And Keep Reminding Yourself: That’s Where Home Is.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?

I Always Want To Say To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous: 'try Being Rich First'. See If That Doesn't Cover Most Of It. There's Not Much Downside To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Your Relatives Ask You For Money. But When You Become Famous, You End Up With A 24-hour Job.

Now, For Some Of You It Doesn't Matter. You Were Born Rich And You're Going To Stay Rich. But Here's My Advice To The Rest Of You: Take Dead Aim On The Rich Boys. Get Them In The Crosshairs And Take Them Down. Just Remember, They Can Buy Anything But They Can't Buy Backbone. Don't Let Them Forget It. Thank You.