You Know You're A Success When You

You Can't Go To Insurance Companies And Say, You Know What, We're Not Going To Change Anything Having To Do With The Pool From Which You - You Draw Your People. We're Not Going To Do Anything. But Guess What, You Can No Longer Allow For Pre-existing Conditions To Disqualify Somebody. And They Go, Oh. Ok. How Do I Pay For That?

I Get A Lot Of Credit I Don't Deserve.

I Should Start With An Apology To Rudy Giuliani. I Said Every Sentence Rudy Utters Has A Noun, A Verb, And 9/11 In It. I Was Wrong. He Called Me To Tell Me After Pat Robertson's Endorsement, There's An Amen In Every Sentence He Says Too.

Everyone Plagiarizes Me. Ever Since I Wrote My Autobiography.

All You Need Is A Double Barrel