You Know Why I Quit Playing Ballads?

I've Gotten Hernias From Drummers When They Drop Tempo.

Americans Don't Like Any Form Of Art, Man. All They Like To Do Is Make Money. They Don't Like Me, Sammy Davis, Or Anybody Else. They Don't Like Nothing. They Just Like Sammy Because He Can Make 'em A Lot Of Money.

I Can Tell Whether A Person Can Play Just By The Way He Stands.

If You're Trying To Be Hip, Be Hip.

As Long As I've Been Playing, They Never Say I Done Anything. They Always Say That Some White Guy Did It.