You Know Who You Belong To Jack?

If I Was Made Of Cake I'd Eat Myself Before Somebody Else Could.

Before I Had Kids, I Thought You Should Never Lie To A Kid. But Now I've Had Them, I Realize You Almost Lie To Them By Definition, Because If You're Trying To Summarize Something For Your 1-year-old, You Put It In Very Simple Terms. You Only Gradually Complicate The Explanation As They Get Older.

I Watch His Hands, They're Lumpy But Clever. "is There A Word For Adults When They Aren't Parents?" Steppa Laughs. "folks With Other Things To Do?

People Don't Always Want To Be With People. It Gets Tiring.

Me And Ma Have A Deal, We're Going To Try Everything One Time So We Know What We Like.