You Know Things Have Gone Bad When

I Mean, Who Cares About Spongebob Squarepants? I'm Sitting Here With Wolverine! -random Kid Talking To Ari

Advanced Life-forms, My Seweet Patootie. Jerks. Both Of Them.

Dead Max Was The Biggest Oxymoron In History.

Your Mind Creates Your Reality. If You Expect Nothing, You Open Up The Universe To Give You Options. If You Expect The Worst, You Usually Get It.

I Write Larger Than Life. It's What I Do.