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I Put My Own D*ck In My Mouth. I Was 14 And Much More Flexible At The Time. It Was Soft And Required A Lot Of Pulling. I Really Wanted That Case Of Beer.

You Never Know What Your Parents Are Going To Say When You Tell Them You're Getting Married - Especially When It's With Someone They Haven't Met Yet!

At The End Of The Day, The Golden Rule Is Called The Golden Rule For A Reason - Do Unto Others As You Would Have Done To You. In Terms Of Commandments You Could Probably Just Do That One And You Would Be Well Off. If Everybody Could Adhere To That One, We'd Be Ok, As Long As A Masochist Wasn't In Charge Of People.

It's More Difficult To Write A Song About Having Your Heart Ripped Out Of Your Chest While You're In Love. Because It Lacks Honesty. And The Honesty Comes Through In The Music, It Really Does.

The Ability For A Woman To Orally Satisfy Somebody In A Rock Band, That's Important To A Rock 'n' Roll Musician.