You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed

With The Young Man Starting In Business, Let Him Understand The Value Of Money By Earning It.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.

Instead Of Spending Money, I Earned It.

There Is No Greater Picture Than That Of 10,000 Smiling Children. No Brighter Music Than Their Clear-ringing Laughter. That I, With My Small Amusements, Have Created Such Precious Art Is My Life's Proudest Achievement.

In Fact, As A General Thing, Money-getters Are The Benefactors Of Our Race.