You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed

Witchcraft Is One Of The Most Baseless, Absurd, Disgusting And Silly Of All The Humbugs.

A Lovely Nook Of Forest Scenery, Or A Grand Rock, Like A Beautiful Woman, Depends For Much Of Its Attractiveness Upon The Attendance Sense Of Freedom From Whatever Is Low; Upon A Sense Of Purity And Of Romance.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.

Money-getters Are The Benefactors Of Our Race. To Them ... Are We Indebted For Our Institutions Of Learning, And Of Art, Our Academies, Colleges And Churches.

I Am Prouder Of My Title 'the Children's Friend' Than If I Were To Be Called 'the King Of The World'.