You Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna

The Last Person To Get Across That Town In Under Three Hours Was Yelling "the British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!"

The Fear Of Health Care Changing Is Beyond Belief. Like There's A Way To Make The System Worse. Really?

It's A Big Thing Now: A Lot Of People Want To Be Assistants To Celebrities. If You're Pursuing That, You're An Idiot. You're A Moron. The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Not A Celebrity, Or Being Next To A Celebrity.

You Got To Be Just Stupid To Not Be Focused On Alternative Energy.

All The Candy Corn That Was Ever Made Was Made In 1911.