You Just Can't Have A Position Where

For John Howard To Get To Any High Moral Ground He Would Have To First Climb Out Of The Volcanic Hole He's Dug For Himself Over The Last Decade. You Know, It's Like One Of Those Deep Diamond Mined Holes In South Africa, You Know, They're About A Mile Underground. He'd Have To Come A Mile Up To Get To Even Equilibrium, Let Alone Have Any Contest In Morality With Kevin Rudd.

Politicians Come In Three Varieties: Straight Men, Fixers, And Maddies.

One Tires Of Combat, Although I Can Still Throw A Punch, You Know.

If This Government Cannot Get The Adjustment, Get Manufacturing Going Again, And Keep Moderate Wage Outcomes And A Sensible Economic Policy, Then Australia Is Basically Done For. We Will End Up Being A Third Rate Economy... A Banana Republic.

You See, Before I Became Prime Minister, The Australian Prime Minister Only Attended Ever Two Meetings In The World: The British Commonwealth Heads Of Government Meeting And The South Pacific Forum.