You Jackass. We're All Going To Die

Witch' Is Just A Religion, Okay? No Baby-sacrificing, No Black Masses, No Sending Imps Out To Scare The Dog-snot Out Of Kids, Trying To Make Them Think They're Crazy. We Don't Do Things Like That. Our Number-one Law Is 'have Fun In This Lifetime, But Don't Hurt Anybody.' Nice Little Paraphrase Of "an It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" If I Do Say So Myself.

If It Is Stupid But It Works, It Isn't Stupid. (a Shin'a'in Saying)

It Isn't Wise To Be Rude To One's Mother. She Knows Everything About Your Childhood That Is Potentially Embarassing.

It's Only Gossip If You Repeat It. Until Then, It's Gathering Information.

Three Things Trust And Cherish Well- The Horse On Which You Ride, The Beast That Guards And Watches, And Your Shield-mate At Your Side.