You Heard Of Hell, Well I Was

I Have A Hard Time Memorizing Stuff. I'm Always In The Process Of Writing A New Song, So Trying To Learn A New One Takes A Minute.

If I Said In One Of My Songs That My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex With Me In Junior High, All I'm Saying, Is That I'm Not Gay, You Know? People Confuse The Lyrics For Me Speaking My Mind. I Don't Agree With That Lifestyle, But If That Lifestyle Is For You, Then It's Your Business.

I Have A Slight Bit Of Ocd, I Think. I'm Not Walking Around Flipping Light Switches. But When I Say I'm Going To Do Something, I Have To Do It.

See It's Easy As Cake, Simple As Whistling Dixie While I'm Waving The Pistol At Sixty Christians Against Me Go To War With The Mormons, Take A Bath With The Catholics In Holy Water, No Wonder They Tried To Hold Me Under Longer.

Believe It Or Not, I Thank My Mom For How She Raised Me In A Neighborhood Daily To Jump And Chase Me. It Only Made Me What I Am Today.