You Have To Learn Certain Skills To

When You're A Guy And Meet A Girl The First Time, You Do Whatever It Takes.

Later, When I Was At Caesar's Palace, And [joe And Gil Cates] Were Trying To Get Me To Have Opening Acts For The Show, They Gave Me A List Of People, And Rosie O'donnell Was One Of Them. I Said, "i Don't Really Need Any Opening Acts. I Have Funny Stuff In The Show, And I Do A Lot Of Comedy And Stuff."

Later On, Towards The End Of Their Lives, I Thanked Her. I Said, "mom, You Were Really Tough." She Said, "i Wasn't Tough! I Always Believed In You."

Watching People React, Watching People Be Inspired, Be Taken On A Journey, Forgetting Their Problems, Looking Ahead In Their Own Lives To Doing Impossible Things. That's Kind Of What Drives Me, Gives Me A Sense Of Focus.

For One Of My Specials, I Said, "i'm Going To Make An Airplane Disappear." Okay! And The Next Day, Everything Went Crazy - It Was Like Breaking The Internet Before The Internet.