You Have To Have Lived Some Life.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I Can't Just Say The Words, Do A Lot Of One-liners. I Love Each Person I Play; I Have To Be That Person. I Have To Do Him True.

I Don't Want To Go Through Life As A Wonder Wheel Murderer!

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.