You Have To Have Been A Republican

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

I Don't Think There Are Any Men Who Are Faithful To Their Wives.

There Will Be Great Presidents Again But There Will Never Be Another Camelot.

I Want Minimum Information Given With Maximum Politeness.

One Should Always Dress Like A Marble Column.