You Have To Be Totally One Hundred

My Weird Thing Is, I Only Tan My Legs. My Whole Body's Covered In The Shade, And I Tan My Legs.

Dear God, I Do Not Ask For Health Or Wealth. People Ask You So Often That You Can't Have Any Left. Give Me, God, What Else You Have. Give Me What No-one Else Asks For. Amen.

You Know In Cartoons, The Way Someone Can Run Off A Cliff And They're Fine, They Don't Fall Down Until They Look Down? My Mom Always Said That Was The Secret Of Life. Never Look Down. But It's More Than That. It's Not Just About Looking. It's About Never Realizing That You're In The Middle Of The Air And You Don't Know How To Fly.

I've Been Able To Go So Many Places. I Had The Opportunity To Go To Hong Kong When I Was Thirteen Years Old Which Is Crazy. I Lived There For Three Months. It Was Amazing. I Couldn't Ask For A More Enriched Life So Far.

My Mom, She Is The Most Unbelievable Mom That You Could Ever Have In Your Entire Life And She's Always With Me On Everything. The Most I've Ever Been Away From Her Is Two Days. I Love Her More Than Anybody Could Ever Know.