You Have To Be Odd To Be

If You Can See Things Out Of Whack, Then You Can See How Things Can Be In Whack.

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

Children Want The Same Things We Want. To Laugh, To Be Challenged, To Be Entertained, And Delighted.

The Problem With Writing A Book In Verse Is, To Be Successful, It Has To Sound Like You Knocked It Off On A Rainy Friday Afternoon. It Has To Sound Easy. When You Can Do It, It Helps Tremendously Because It's A Thing That Forces Kids To Read On. You Have This Unconsummated Feeling If You Stop.