You Gotta Have A Body.

A Woman Should Be Pink And Cuddly For A Man.

My Earliest Memories Are The Best. I Always Try To Remember The Good Times When Daddy Was Alive.

If You're Going To Do Something Wrong, Do It Big, Because The Punishment Is The Same Either Way.

Carrying A Baby Is The Most Rewarding Experience A Female Can Enjoy. A Father Shares In That Experience, Knowing That He Caused It To Happen.

Men Are Those Creatures With Two Legs And Eight Hands.