You Gotta Bear In Mind, The Youth

Listen, You Know This: If There's Not A Rebellious Youth Culture, There's No Culture At All. It's Absolutely Essential. It Is The Future. This Is What We're Supposed To Do As A Species, Is Advance Ideas.

I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy To Write A Good Pop Song. It May Be Easier To Put Out A Fake Jazz Album, As Sting Does From Time To Time.

I Find Lady Gaga Hilarious. And I Kind Of Like Her. My Heart's Warmed To Her.

I Showed What I Can Do With Butter, Right? Eighty-five Percent Increase In Sales. I'm Very Proud Of Them Country Life Ads. They Were Funny And Clever And Classy Like The Toblerone Ads I Grew Up With.

Periods Of Inactivity, I Don't Know Such Things. I'm Consistently Writing. My Life Is Busy. It Always Is. There Are Hardly Any Moments For Self-indulgent Laziness.