You Got To Sue The Offensive Line

Jesus's First Temptation Was To Be Relevant: To Turn Stones Into Bread. Oh, How Often I Wished I Could Do That!

Losers Quit When They're Tired. Winners Quit When They've Won.

If You're Not In The Parade, You Watch The Parade. That's Life.

Success Isn't Permanent And Failure Isn't Fatal.

I Think Your Alcohol Intake Has To Change. You Know, Usually A Big Person Feels They Can Drink Anything They Want To And As Much As They Want To And I've Cut That Way Back.