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Women Are Being Considered As Candidates For Vice-president Of The United States Because It Is The Worst Job In America. It's Amazing That Men Will Take It. A Job With Real Power Is First Lady. I'd Be Willing To Run For That. As Far As The Men Who Are Running For President Are Concerned, They Aren't Even People I Would Date.

And So, Thanksgiving. Its The Most Amazing Holiday. Just Think About It — It's A Miracle That Once A Year So Many Millions Of Americans Sit Down To Exactly The Same Meal As One Another, Exactly The Same Meal They Grew Up Eating, And Exactly The Same Meal They Ate A Year Earlier. The Turkey. The Sweet Potatoes. The Stuffing. The Pumpkin Pie. Is There Anything Else We All Can Agree So Vehemently About? I Don't Think So.

These Days Most Women Have Jobs That Last Way Too Long. A Lot Of People In New York Barely Have Time To Get Laid.

... The State Of Rapture I Experience When I Read A Wonderful Book Is One Of The Main Reasons I Read; But It Doesn't Happen Every Time Or Even Every Other Time, And When It Does Happen, I Am Truly Beside Myself.

I Have Always Thought It Was A Terrible Shame That The Women's Movement Didn't Realise How Much Easier It Was To Reach People By Making Them Laugh Than By Shaking A Fist And Saying, 'don't You See How Oppressed You Are.