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I Was Never Specifically Associated With A Part, I Didn't Have Tons Of Money, I Wasn't Conventionally Tall Or Handsome, So You Know The Things That Were Available To Me Were Hard Work And Perseverance.

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I Don't Believe In E-mail. I Rarely Use A Cell Phone And I Don't Have A Fax.

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