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That One Can Love Another Of The Same Gender, That Is What The Homophobe Really Cannot Stand.

Well, Isn't It Splendid & Rather Toffee?

Hold The Newsreader's Nose Squarely, Waiter, Or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers.

The Gay News Critic Wrote That I 'carried The Lilt Of The Irish Without The Brogue'.

History Is Not The Story Of Strangers, Aliens From Another Realm; It Is The Story Of Us Had We Been Born A Little Earlier. History Is Memory; We Have To Remember What It Is Like To Be A Roman, Or A Jacobite Or A Chartist Or Even - If We Dare, And We Should Dare - A Nazi. History Is Not Abstraction, It Is The Enemy Of Abstraction.