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Nasa Scientists Have Discovered A New Form Of Life, Unfortunately, It Won't Date Them Either.

Sir, Pay No Attention To The People Who Say The Glass Is Half Empty, Because 32% Means It's 2/3 Empty. There's Still Some Liquid In That Glass Is My Point, But I Wouldn't Drink It. The Last Third Is Usually Backwash. (said To President Bush At The White House Correspondents Dinner)

Never Throw Caution To The Wind. It Could Whip Back Into Your Eyes And Blind You.

Thankfully, Dreams Can Change. If We'd All Stuck With Our First Dream, The World Would Be Overrun With Cowboys And Princesses.

If You Like Battlestar Galactica...you're Probably A Huge Nerd.