You Don't Have To Be Responsible For

You Insist That There Is Something A Machine Cannot Do. If You Tell Me Precisely What It Is A Machine Cannot Do, Then I Can Always Make A Machine Which Will Do Just That.

Any One Who Considers Arithmetical Methods Of Producing Random Digits Is, Of Course, In A State Of Sin. For, As Has Been Pointed Out Several Times, There Is No Such Thing As A Random Number - There Are Only Methods To Produce Random Numbers, And A Strict Arithmetic Procedure Of Course Is Not Such A Method.

I Am A Little Troubled About The Tea Service In The Electronic Computer Building. Apparently The Members Of Your Staff Consume Several Times As Much Supplies As The Same Number Of People Do In Fuld Hall And They Have Been Especially Unfair In The Matter Of Sugar.... I Should Like To Raise The Question Whether It Would Not Be Better For The Computer People To Come Up To Fuld Hall At The End Of The Day At 5 O'clock And Have Their Tea Here Under Proper Supervision.

There Probably Is A God. Many Things Are Easier To Explain If There Is Than If There Isn't.

With Four Parameters I Can Fit An Elephant, And With Five I Can Make Him Wiggle His Trunk.