You Don't Go By Your Feelings. You

If You're A Liberal, Anything You Say Is Protected. If You're A Conservative, Anything You Say Is Hateful.

The Ten Commandments Are Not Prefaced With "if You're In The Mood".

You'd Be Amazed At How Much Power Women Have Over Men - And The Basic Control Is Nagging... Men Are Very Simple Creatures, Like Puppies.

There's No Battered Woman Alive Who Didn't Know In Advance That The Man Was Bad.

Oh, Well, There's A Difference Between Privacy And Secrecy.