You Don't Get Nothing And Like It.

If Britney Spears Would Paint Her Ass Green, I'm Sure You Would Spot Green Asses All Over L.a., As Soon As The Word Was Out.

I Hate Celebrities. I Really Hate Them.

I Would Definitely Say The Oakland Raiders Are The Punk Rock Band Of Football.

No Matter What, If You're A Parent, You Have To Make Sacrifices.

Just Because You're In The Missionary Position Don't Make You No Missionary.