You Don’t Swing Where You Sleep.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

The Ultimate Mystery Is One's Own Self.

Sober Up, And You See And Hear Everything You'd Been Able To Avoid Hearing Before.

My Handicap? Man, I Am A One-eyed, Black Jew! That's My Handicap!

Fame Comes With Its Own Standard. A Guy Who Twitches His Lips Is Just Another Guy With A Lip Twitch - Unless He's Humphrey Bogart.