You Don’t Swing Where You Sleep.

You Name It And I've Done It. I'd Like To Say I Did It My Way. But That Line, I'm Afraid, Belongs To Someone Else.

Though I Love The Luxury Of The Waldorf Towers, Room Service There Doesn't Do Soul Food.

All I Really Had Was My Talent. Without That I Wouldn't Be Welcome At The White House.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.

My Handicap? Man, I Am A One-eyed, Black Jew! That's My Handicap!