You Do Know I Am My Father’s

Men Can Beat Each Other To A Pulp And Still Walk Away Friends. With A Woman, Once An Enemy, Always An Enemy. Women Will Sit Like A Spider, For Years, Waiting For The Chance To Strike. They Never Forget And Seldom Forgive.

What Do You Do When Mom Leaves You Alone Like This? (kat) I Write Romance Novels. (acheron)

You Bit Me? (stryker) We Use What We Have. (zephyra) That’s Such A Girl Move. (stryker) But It Works. Maybe If You Fought Like A Girl And Not A Stunted Baboon, You’d Actually Win. (zephyra)

Ectoplasmic Plane? What The Devil Is That? (simone) It’s Jargon From Those Of Us Who Are Corporeally Challenged. It’s The Great Beyond Where We Bounce Into Each Other Like Floundering Atoms. It’s Really Kind Of Gross – Which Is Why I Hang Out With You. But Only Because You’re Less Gross Than They Are. (jesse)

I Was In The Army, Terri. Special Ops, Sent Into The Most Godforsaken Places You Can Imagine, Where I Did Unspeakable Things. We Weren’t Exactly Sent In To Teach Our Enemies To Knit. (nathan)