You Clap. The Censor Wakes Up. We

It Turns Out That Speeding Irresponsibly In A Large Truck, Placing Personal Wealth Ahead Of The Welfare Of Others, Is One Of The Greatest Sins In The Universe.

For The First Time In History, Congress Has 100 Women In It. Congratulations. Welcome To Modern Times, America. It's Great Having 100 Women In Congress. Unless You're In Line For The Congressional Bathroom.

Time Is Only Linear For Engineers And Referees.

I'm Always A Bit Shy Around Evil People.

Stand By Your Bed And Salute Me.