You Can't Go Back Again, Even If

It Is Clear I Was Never The Pretty Girl. I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out When I Was 10 And Didn't Fix Them Until I Was 19. I Have A Crooked Smile And A Nose That Looks Like It's Been Broken 12 Times But Never Has Been. My Nose Was Always Red, So People Called Me Rudolph. My Whole Face Is Off-center.

I Am To A Fault An Introspective Person. But I Am Not A Reflective Person - Except For A Big Mistake, And Then I Really Think About It.

I'd Never Say I'll Never Have A Facelift, But I'm Way Too Scared Of Looking Like A Different Person. I Have No Philosophical Or Political Position On Plastic Surgery; I Just Don't Want To Look Crazy. And I Don't Like Not Being Able To Tell How Old Someone Is: It's Creepy.

I Have Skinny Genes. My Mother Weighs 90 Pounds.

I'm Just Curious, Who's More Fit To Raise A Child? A Loving Committed Same-sex Couple Or An Unmarried 15-year-old With No Income And Really No Skills To Parent?