You Can't Eat Straight A's.

I May Be Ugly And Clumsy, But One Thing I'm Not, I'm Not Retarded.

Before We Can Leave Our Parents, They Stuff Our Heads Like The Suitcases Which They Jam-pack With Homemade Underwear.

You're Too Young To Decide To Live Forever.

I'd Like To Go To New Society Village Someday And Find Out Exactly How Far I Can Walk Before People Stop Talking Like Me.

Any Merchant Who Advertises 'honest Scales' Must Have Been Thinking About Weighing Them.