You Can't Brace Yourself For Famine If

In My Dream World Gay People In America Would Get The Right To Marry, And Not A One Of Them Would Use That Right.

Lovers Of Audio Books Learn To Live With Compromise.

I've Always Been Very Upfront About The Way I Write, And I've Always Used The Tools Humorists Use, Such As Exaggeration.

Kools And Newports Were For Black People And Lower-class Whites. Camels Were For Procrastinators, Those Who Wrote Bad Poetry, And Those Who Put Off Writing Bad Poetry. Merits Were For Sex Addicts, Salems Were For Alcoholics, And Mores Were For People Who Considered Themselves To Be Outrageous But Really Weren't.

We Can't Profess Love Without Talking Through Hand Puppets.